 Название: Java for Fucking Idiots: Learn the Basics of Java Programming Without ANY Experience!
Автор: Steven Brown
Издательство: Amazon Digital Services LLC
Год: 2019
Страниц: 201
Язык: английский
Формат: epub, rtf, pdf (conv)
Размер: 10.1 MB
Feel too stupid to read an actual book on Java programming? You just might be. Start here with Java for Fucking Idiots.
Written by a recovering idiot, this book will walk you through the very fundamentals of Java at a pace you can follow, and with a structure that makes sense. I make absolutely minimal assumptions about your background throughout the entire book.
I avoid using overly complex examples, provide simple code snippets and metaphors, and in general have no idea what the fuck I'm doing. But I wrote a book, so yeah what the hell, why not.
This is a fast, easy read that will guide you through the basics of Java; from variables, methods, and operators, to classes, objects, and packages. Don’t know what those words mean? No problem. My mastery of the English language (worthy of at least a B- grade in high school) will suck you in to a mystical world of Java programming.
The completely home-grown and organic code snippets will spell things out that English otherwise can’t. The fact that I’m watching YouTube while writing this book will have no adverse effects whatsoever. And I wrote all of it by myself, so you know the book is completely home grown and organic. And prone to starting a lot of sentences with “and.” This book’s goal is for you, the air-headed reader with an interest in Java programming, to be able to close this book and say “Hey, I know quite a bit more than I did when I started reading it. And it wasn’t too bad!”
Join me on an adventure to learn Java, read some awful "jokes", cite no sources, and you know what? Maybe along the way, we'll learn something about ourselves, too.
Contents:
Introduction
Chapter 0: Software Cliff Notes
Chapter 1: What the fuck is a Java?
Chapter 2: Hello, World!
Chapter 3: Objects
Chapter 4: Variables
Chapter 5: Operators
Chapter 6: Conditionals
Chapter 7: Arrays
Chapter 8: Loops
Chapter 9: Instantiation
Chapter 10: Methods
Chapter 11: Strings
Chapter 12: The Java Cinematic Universe
Chapter 13: Object-Oriented Concepts
Chapter 14: Bringing it together
Final Thoughts
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